... you've been TOSed for "owning"
a planet.
... you know that Fitz is not meat.
... you posted when Chuck was still a Mormon.
... you remember the Sisterhood of Prudes™.
... you know Tali's GPA.
... you remember Dan constantly plugging his
"Problem of Evil" post (bonus if you have it bookmarked).
... you recall the time before Jon and Ozz were
dating and before Shawnna even knew Mitch.
... you are well aware that "three"
is a verb
... you own a collection of Jones' quotes.
... you were a poster when the very first FAQ
page was made.
... you can name the sexual fetishes of at least
three boardies (Ryan? Shawn? Anyone?)
... you remember everyone duking it out with
Hutt.
... you were a poster when some of the graduated
regs were still in junior high.
... you ever sat on the Couch of Doom.
... you remember Rev. Ethan Cruxx and his WWJD
parodies.
... you were a member of the BIHFAE club (bonus
if you can name the founder).
... you posted when Pandy was still a militant
Wiccan.
... you identify Moo as the real God of
R+F.
... you spent your free time in Yahoo voice-chat
listening to people sing to you.
... you joined the Headwhacking club.
... you ever voted in an election for who should
be President of R+F (or were a candidate!)
... you remember who had the nickname of "mohel"
and why.
... you also posted at RND at some point.
... you know the true spelling of "gerbil."
... you can recall at least three of Lissa's
screen names.
... you think of a specific person and not an
attribute when you hear the word "skank."
... you were ever slapped with a Trout of Doom.
... you've ever left, then came back, then left,
then came back, then left, then came back...
... you know who our Supreme Evil Dictator is,
and can name at least three members of his administration.
... you remember when routine cattle-proddings
were the main form of discipline.
... you recall Shawn being violent due to lack
of sex.
... your Bible includes both the Book of Pale
and the Book of Moo.
... you know who Wombat-Dan is.
... you remember fighting over Kalon, and then
being repulsed by yourself after seeing his picture.
... you've ever called someone's voicemail just
to see what they sounded like.
... you've had more than one boardie crush.
... you're a countryfied homey.
... you have ever had your ego crushed by Sid.
... you've been fooled by "Timmy the Tooth."
... you can trace the geneology of the R+F member
page, starting with Ethan's page.
... you catch yourself occasionally saying "Go
Mary! Go Mary! (pbuh)" at church.
... you look at the current R+F board and can
only identify Candace out of all the posters.